FAQ

WHAT DOES HODL MEAN?

hodl was an accidental typo for hold in a bitcoin forum about holding onto one's crypto assets long term, in an effort to support the project's long term vision vs making a quick buck day trading coins in a speculator fashion. the typo quickly became a meme within the community.

WHY IS CRYPTO SO SPECIAL? 

cryptocurrency and the underlying blockchain technology have the ability to upend power structures as we currently know them in nearly every data-heavy industry from banking to transportation to energy production to healthcare records to logistics to government itself. although satoshi nakamoto's groundbreaking white paper on bitcoin is already a decade old, the industry is still in its infancy. most of the world in a decade from now will likely be operating on blockchain, possibly on platforms that haven't even been created yet. for further information on what makes crypto so special, check out this article from the new york times, as well as this interview with the founder of ethereum, vitalik buterin. 

WHY RIP OFF HIGH FASHION LABELS?

1. it's satire
2. i'm poking fun at the nouveau-crypto-riche and their newfound taste for luxury items
3. because i can and i think it looks cool (after all imitation is the highest form of flattery) :P

WHY ARE YOU ACCEPTING PAYMENT IN CRYPTO?

despite the constant flux in price due to speculation, it is my sincere belief that cryptocurrencies will appreciate in value and stabilize over time as the world slowly adopts the technology. plus, i'm tired of hearing know-nothing pundits on tv trashing crypto - one of the common criticisms is that there is nowhere to spend it, so how is it a currency? well, you can spend it right here! :) the more crypto is traded and used, the more valuable it becomes. 

HOW DO I PAY IN CRYPTO?

this site uses coinbase commerce for processing payments in bitcoin, ether, litecoin, and bitcoin cash. after checking out, select coinbase commerce for your payment method and then on the coinbase commerce page select your currency of choice and fill out the form with your wallet address info. don't currently own crypto? coinbase is the easiest most user-friendly exchange for fiat currency to crypto. not ready to pay in crypto yet? that's ok - standard forms of payment are also accepted here.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHIP MY ORDER?

97.66% of orders are shipped within 5 business days. more than a half of orders are shipped within 3 business days or less. most orders will arrive at your doorstep in the USA within two weeks from when the order was placed.

TO BASIC EXPEDITED
USA 3-5 business days via USPS 
3-8 business days via FedEx SmartPost
1-3 business days via FedEx
Canada 5-10 business days without tracking 1-5 business days via FedEx
Australia 10-20 business days without tracking 1-5 business days via FedEx
International from USA 10-20 business days without tracking 1-5 business days via FedEx
International from Europe 5-10 business days to Europe  
10-20 business days worldwide 
1-5 business days via FedEx

 

DO YOU ACCEPT RETURNS?

any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. for packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery date. no returns or refunds for buyer's remorse or ordering the incorrect size. 

DO YOU HAVE ANY CRYPTO TIPS?

no, other than do your own research very thoroughly, and never invest more than you can afford to lose. personally i am partial to ethereum but please do not take that as investment advice. 

SPEAKING OF TIPS, WHERE CAN I TIP YOU?

want to support my project, but you already have enough stuff? feel free to send some ether to my tip jar:
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